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You say 50 cent- I say Led Zeppelin You say Rihanna - I say Eurithmics You say Drake - I say Depeche Mode You say Miley Cyrus- I say AC/DC You say T-pain-I say Guns and Roses You say Pop- I say Van Halen You say Pink- I say Pink Floyd You say hip hop- I scream Metal You say R&B- I scream Classic Rock You say Justin Bieber - I Punch you in the Face 70% of teenagers and young adults have turned to hip hop and rap. If you are part of the 30% that still listen to real music, copy and paste this message to another 5 videos. DON’T LET THE SPIRIT OF CLASSIC ROCK DIE!!!! To all the young people including me [im 12] : You listen to the best music on the planet. keep it. keep the good music. #fuckdespacito
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The Death of Ophelia
01:13
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“YoU tOucHEd ThAt BlOcK So yOu HavE tO PuLl tHat OnE Out”
Go fuck yourself, that’s not how the fucking game is played, you dumb, the fuck, asshole.
Quoted from the official Jenga rules:
“Players may tap a block to find a loose one. Any blocks moved but not played should be replaced, unless doing so would make the tower fall. “
You’ve never even fucking read the rules have you, you shithead idiot. What, is the game over in 3 seconds, if you just so happen to touch a load bearing block first?FUCKING NO DUMBASS. Learn to read you illiterate fuck.
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I can't do this anymore.
01:12
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WARNING !!!!!
If a man comes to your front door and says he is conducting a survey and asks you to show him your tits DO NOT SHOW HIM YOUR TITS. This is a scam and he is only trying to SEE YOUR TITS.
Please warn others that their tits may be at risk.
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Secretz
01:30
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Evan, if you are reading this the gossip girl is (seriously stop reading im going to tell you)
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your mom
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Drink Ice Cofy
01:13
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panic atak
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Ravioli Song
00:38
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Although each of the world's countries
would like to dispute this fact,
we French know the truth:
The best food in the world
is made in France.
The best food in France
is made in Paris.
And the best food in Paris, some say,
is made by Chef Auguste Gusteau.
Gusteau's restaurant
is the toast of Paris,
booked five months in advance.
And his dazzling ascent
to the top of fine French cuisine
has made his competitors envious.
He is the youngest chef ever
to achieve a five-star rating.
Chef Gusteau's cookbook,
Anyone Can Cook!
Climbed to the top of the bestseller list.
But not everyone
celebrates its success.
Amusing title, Anyone Can Cook!
What's even more amusing is that
Gusteau actually seems to believe it.
I, on the other hand,
take cooking seriously.
And, no, I don't think anyone can do it.
This is me.
I think it's apparent
I need to rethink my life a little bit.
What's my problem?
First of all, I'm a rat.
Which means life is hard.
And second, I have a highly developed
sense of taste and smell.
Flour, eggs, sugar, vanilla bean...
Oh! Small twist of lemon.
Whoa, you can smell all that?
You have a gift.
This is Emile, my brother.
He's easily impressed.
So you can smell ingredients?
So what?
This is my dad. He's never impressed.
He also happens to be
the leader of our clan.
So, what's wrong
with having highly developed senses?
- Don't eat that!
- What's going on here?
Turns out that funny smell
was rat poison.
Suddenly, Dad didn't think
my talent was useless.
I was feeling pretty good about my gift,
until Dad gave me a job.
Clean.
Clean.
That's right. Poison checker.
Cleanerific.
Cleanerino.
Close to godliness.
Which means clean.
You know, cleanliness is close to...
Never mind. Move on.
Well, it made my dad proud.
Now, don't you feel better, Remy?
You've helped a noble cause.
Noble? We're thieves, Dad.
And what we're stealing is,
let's face it, garbage.
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By Gamers, FOr Gamers....
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